I did not let my baby eat an apple today that he had started yesterday and found on the floor! Because I am not desperate to get that baby to eat. And I definitely didn't praise him for doing so!
I certainly didn't pretend to not see my three year old drink a side of marinara sauce that came with my calzone, because I was not trying to have a real adult conversation ...I mean, he was quiet! And doesn't marinara sauce have a bunch of antioxidants?
I do not have like 13 loads of laundry and 3 dirty bathrooms to tend to today!
I did not spend the afternoon making a homemade pumpkin cake and then get tired and just use store bought icing!
And lastly, I did not get on the scale this morning and realize I still have 12 pounds of baby weight left. And because of that, I did not have 1 piece (okay 2) of that pumpkin cake with store bought icing!